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i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is


i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

You’re a rude fucking liar.

You don’t have it in you to be honest with me for 1 whole.
You don’t have it in you to be nice to me for one whole day either.

I’m tired of you hurting me like this & then thinking you can just show up tomorrow like everything’s okay.

It’s all or nothing..



gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat